Joke of the day

A Moslem, a Catholic and a Jew were killed in a car crash. They come to the heavenly court together, and after a short proceeding, they’re sent the down elevator with a demon at the controls. At sub-level #1 the doors open, and the demon shoves out the Moslem into a fiery furnace with screams of emanating pain. The elevator continues down to sub-level #4. The doors open. The screams of pain are much louder; the fire envelops the whole scene. The demon shoves the Catholic out. The Jew is terrified. The elevator continues down to sub-level #14, and by now, the Jew has nearly passed out with fright. The door opens – sunlight, music, and people casually dressed, playing tennis and sipping Pina Colada. The Jew asks the demon, “What’s going on here?” He answers, “Oh the Jews, they’ll do well anywhere.”